Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I LOVE MY COLLEGE

right now i have too many words of aggression ,and too many words of anger, too many words of pity for my stupid college,and its idiotic rules.....especially this one...
at first i discarded it as a prank by some friends but if anyone can think of such an idiotic rule then he can't be an mitian for sure....in order to think of something so stupid as this one you have to be in some authority of college and especially mine.....well confiscating a laptop is something as crazy as confiscating a mobile for using it in our room.......it's impossible for me to believe that authority of my college can have such a screwed up and crazy mind....but well i have to believe it...
\i just wanna tell all the people out there ,that once there was a time when i hated my college like hell for all its stupid rules and things.....but soon i realised that everything is exactly same everywhere.....and there is no need of hating anything at all.it's better to have a laugh over everything ,every crazy rule,for every stupid reason for which teacher threw you out.......because at the end of the day these days will be missed a lot by us.....even more than our school days.....
and i am in love with my college and all my friends and my dear college has to give me a very strong reason to hate it now.....and there's one person who always opposed me for hating it ... i hope she reads it.....

all i want to suggest my college is to go and confiscate all the cigarettes and bear,wine,whisky ,rum,vodka.tequilla,gin,scotch,fenny,bottles and weed ,diluter,ganja,charas, etc etc etc etc things for which students are meant to be punished instead of taking our laptops.....
and heres a best suggestion for them ....
why not confiscate our cellphones too if they found us using it .....???((in that case we all will be "fonless"))
why not confiscate our books too if they found us using them at anytime of the day????(( if this happens then kautuk and my roomie would be suspended from college because they are usually studying))
it would be really nice to have  "A LAPTOP MARCH" outside director's office.....where we all will donate our laptops to these beggars....
why not confiscate us and ask for ransom from our parents if they found us awake after 12 .....?????
i hope even this will satisfy their hunger for sure.....
so much amount of fees is not enough for these bloodsucking humans.....
but all i have to say is that make how many rules you want to make.....rules are always meant to be broken....and this will be broken every single day by every single student...
AND ONE THING IS SURE IF THIS RULE IS IMPLEMENTED THEN BEFORE SAYING GUDNITE TO EACH OTHER WE ALL WE SAY .............
""SOJA NAHI TO KULLU AAJAEGA"".....

ps - i just realised that i don't know the spelling of beer and cigarettes ........

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

stop crying your heart out

I was kind of reluctant in writing this one because it’s kind of philosophical but since this thought crossed my mind I was forced to write it. I usually avoid many such posts by writing them in my statuses on facebook so that I don’t have to spend more time in elaborating them while writing a blog post, but this one exceeded the word limit so I was forced to write it... it’s nothing special but yes in a way I learnt something from it and also realised something which I would like to keep in my mind through out my life, and in order to remember and follow it I have to write it...







I was wondering what would have been my statuses when I was a kid ,what were the things that occupied my mind when I was little, what were the things that mattered to me and what made me happy and what made me sad.......


Here I am writing some of them in form of small status message


“aaj maine khud se patang udaai aur 3 patang kaati bhi ((I FLEW A KITE ALL BY MYSELF AND ALSO CUT THE STRING OF MY FRIEND’S KITE)) 
“I confirmed the English of ‘patang katna ‘ from many friends but not a single one knew it but to be frank while I am writing it in English I am realising how much we are in love with our mother tongue. We just can’t feel the pleasure of cutting the opponent's string in English, all you have to do is feel it in your mother tongue... I don’t know which word can replace the scream of ‘I BOW KAATE” I don’t even know what it means but that’s something I have screamed throughout my life with a perfect smile on my face.


“ aaj ma’am ne mujhe us ladki k sath bitha diya I just can’t tell how happy I am today”((I AM THANKFUL TO MA’AM THAT SHE MADE HER SIT WITH ME TODAY)) 
or


“aaj mere class mein highest marks aye”((I GOT HIGHEST MARKS IN CLASS TEST)) 
or


“ I am the new monitor of the class” 
or


“aaj maine uski ball pe sixer maara”((I HIT A SIX ON HIS BALL)) 
or


“ I hate it when teacher doesn’t take us out in PT period”...
or

"today my paper boat carrying my toy soldier reached the other end of the road"...


There were just too many simple things that made me happy at so many moments, in fact it’s with all of us we all smile while recollecting childhood memories, no matter what kind of memories they were... We all just come under the magical spell of simplicity, and the innocence of our childhood, But isn't it strange how everything changes as we grow up... ?


There used to be a time when a simple toy car was the best gift for a birthday but as we grow up we all know what are the things that will satisfy us... I was looking at an old snap of mine and I was showing a keychain having a dummy snake and a small tattoo that I got from BIG BABOOL ,and I just love that smile on my face...that sweet smile just can’t get replaced by a real snake or a real tattoo, or a real car, only thing that can give back that smile is innocence, something that makes our heart truly happy, what I mean by heart is that our brain shouldn’t interact with that. To be very frank I myself don’t know what I exactly want to say, it’s just that all I want is to live like the way I used to be ... happily carefree... I totally agree that we grow up, and with that our problems and responsibilities also increase but why do we have to kill the child in our heart. There used to be a time when only thing that bothered us was incomplete home work and punishments and things that made us happy were just too many...even a dish of Rajma Chawal (they still do it) decorated our face with a splendid smile... But the change that's prevailing now is that we prefer to criticize what we have rather than cherishing what we always had and what will always come in our way ... We cry for people who are not there ,we cry for people who left us but if only once we showed our love to the ones who are there with us we won’t get bothered by anyone’s absence ... There are millions of ways to hurt your heart and millions of things that make our heart smile and they are present  everywhere... It all depends on us what we choose, happiness is something that we should always choose... Only if we start living like the way we used to be as a child, nothing in life would hurt us and our heart... The way we used to fight with friends and start playing the very next day, forgetting each and every grudge against each other, in the same way we can forget other things too and forgive the defaulter if we want to ... It’s better to fight in words rather than keeping silence... There may be so many small things that bothers us and turns us down but for once if we think about the future of those things we will realise how to live with them, for if a, friend played a prank on you, you may be embarrassed, at that time, but people surrounding you must be smiling, may be at that time you’ll feel bad but someday you’ll surely laugh over it too... Sometimes all we have to do is fly out the talks that hurts, it may seem difficult but it’s not impossible... and the moment we accept this things turns out to be really simple
You must have heard this song ‘har pal yahan jee bhar jeeyo jo hai sama kal ho na ho .....’It’s something that we have to realise that same ambience won’t be there in future...there’s nothing that can return our childhood; in the same way nothing could ever replace this time of our life....


All I want to tell you people and what I want to remember is just 4 things.....


"jee bhar jeeyo" (live to the fullest) because you’ll surely miss it someday... It’s always better to remember happy memories...


Every time you are hurt jus recall “kyun dil ko dukhana bevajah" (why to hurt your heart unnecessarily).....


And don’t kill the child in your heart, let it be there with you forever...

Do what you love and what makes you happier...


Ps-I would really love to read your comments on this one,  I would really love to know what happiness means to you....what are the things that made you happy when you were a kid...