Thursday, February 18, 2010

love ajkal

a random conversation between two friends while the class is going on.....on msgs
boy -kya karing?

girl-lec mein bore hoing...

boy -1 game khelte hai main kuch puchunga tum movies k naam se reply karna ,then we'll proceed like this....kuch kuch hota hai?

girl -main prem ki diwani hu.....

 boy -ye kaise combine hua ??neways tum prem ki diwani ho aur HUM TUMPE MARTE HAI 

girl -par mujhe AITRAZ hai.....

boy - lOVE AAJKAL  mein sab jayaz hai....

girl- PYAAR IMPOSSIBLE hai yaarrr....

boy- i believe in LUCK BY CHANCE

girl-life is about KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM

boy-it would be fun with  U ME AUR HUM

girl-TA RA RUM PUM

boy-TUM BIN life wud be accompanied by whisky and rum

girl-these are PYAAR KE SIDE EFFECTS

boy-who knows JAANE TU YA JAANE NA

girl-this is AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI

boy- in JAWANI DIWANI

girl- zyada HAWAS chha rahi hai ?

boy-waah tumhara ishq- ISHQ aur mera ishq sex

girl-but PS I LOVE U

boy-yippie RAB NE BANA DI JODI 
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boy-kya hogya JAANEMAN?

girl- JUST MARRIED

boy- finally KOI MIL GAYA

girl-1 AJNABEE mil gaya

boy-TUM MILE hi keh deti yaar...

girl-hmmm CHALTE CHALTE shayad mil jau..

boy-WOH LAMHE kab ayenge..?.
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girl-will talk later now....

boy-OK.HUM HAI RAHI PYAAR KE FIR MILENGE CHALTE CHALTE

Saturday, February 6, 2010

no matter what life is good



uncensored version
complete version .........
ITS THE FIRST SPEECH OF MY LIFE AND REALLY WANNA THANK EVERY1 WHI HELPED ME IN THIS.....AND WOULD REALLY THANK THE ONES WHO LISTENED AND ENCOURAGED ME ......REALLY WANNA THANK ALL OF U ............

adarniya adhyapika ji......evam mere pyaaaaaaaareeeee sehpatiyoooooo.....well i m not going to deliver chatur's speech of 3 idiots.....i just started it like that to lighten up ur faces and see some smiles..........

well the topic of my speech is.....

‘’ No matter what life is good ‘’
let me start it with a story....

One Night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."


Well this simple story teaches us a simple lesson that you should never feel that you are alone....you may not believe in god or u may not be with god....but you should always remember that god is there with you....

I truly understand the fact that life is not simple and we face too many problems everyday...but instead of saying that it’s too complicated I would like to say that it’s simply complicated....


We all know that life is not always exciting and not always sad.......

There is always a time when the road we are trudging seems all uphill, when care presses us down a bit, when the funds are low and the debts are high, when u want to smile but u have to sigh ....when only thing surrounding you is darkness, and u are even betrayed by your own shadow and even loneliness

At such times we wonder, what is happening, and more importantly.....
‘’why?’’

Why is this happening to me??? What’s my fault?? What is it that I’ve done so grievously, for which I m paying..???
‘’in short why me????’’

Isn’t it true that this question ‘’why me’’ bothers us...how many of have ever introspected and searched for answers to such questions....???

Now what I’d like to say is that this question can be transformed into a completely different 1 without even changing the words.
Amazed?? Well I’ll tell u how

But before that there is another short story that I‘d like to narrate

One day a musician was playing a violin in the middle of a busy Metro station in DC. People stopped by once in a while to listen for a few seconds, and some people tossed a buck or two into his violin case, but for the most part he was ignored as he played. It turns out the hobo-looking guy was actually Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world, and his violin was worth 3.5 million, and that two days prior, he played at a sold-out concert where people paid over 100 bucks a ticket.
This episode at the Metro station was an experiment by the Washington Post to see if people would perceive beauty outside its natural context. They concluded:

“If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments …. How many other things are we missing?”

Well only if you stop for a while and observe, u’ll get to know....everything around us is simply amazing and fascinating and the perfection in everything can’t be overlooked...
We just have to experience the beauty around us and we can be moved by almost anything...
Well just take a look at the sponge for an e.g. I mean look at the sponge and feel its softness,
Or at a tree,
A single leaf,
A single petal, mountains, rivers anything.....everything around us is filled with enormous amount of beauty in it....
And that too with perfection once u do it u’ll surely be amazed by everything around u and feel blessed....that will force u to wonder y me??

Life is full of reasons for happiness but what matters is whether we see and cherish them or not, everything in life has something good and bad...it’s our responsibility to cherish the good....we just can’t ignore a rose because of its thorns..... It’s really important not to overlook little reasons of happiness and laughter in our busy and hectic schedule...

Let us stop looking for happiness and expect it to come by in large packages, for then we will forever be left devoid of that what we crave....

Let us for once try and find this priceless treasure in the small moments of our daily life.....and I promise u that there are just too many things for which we complain but they too have a bigger treasure within them ....

For instance
We attend classes, but grumble about having forced to attend them for attendance...isn’t it so??

I would like to tell u that life is not just about the 80% attendance, it is also about the 5% we give and get by improper means......that u call proxies

It’s not about the 8 hours of sleep but it’s about the last 5 minutes that can extend to many more minutes too when the alarm has been put up on snooze....

It’s not about the 100 crushes we have but it’s about the one true love that matters the most...

Exam may be hated a lot but the planning that never gets implemented also have some specialties in it....

U may be afraid of many things but the butterflies that u get while talking to your love, before the exams and while enjoying a ride are just so awesome....

I totally agree that mess food is nothing less than hell,but the talks at that table are simply awesome and the sweet at the end is simply priceless

There are just too many things that can become the reason for your smiles.....

i would like to tell u something.....when i was coming to college a song was going on in my mind
........ANKHO MEIN SAPNE LIYE GHAR SE HUM CHAL TO DIYE JAANE YE RAHE AB LE JAYENGI KAHAN......??
WELL NOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY I WONDER..............

GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE ,GIVE ME SOME RAIN.,.GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN.....

Like WE miss our childhood, someday V r going to miss your college life too....NOW THAT WE ARE IN COLLEGE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY EACH AND EVERY MOMENT AS IT COMES.....CHERISH AND LIVE LIFE FULLY......


in the end I would just like to tell you that your college life started with a wonderful song SUMMER OF 69......I WOULD LIKE U TO LIVE ENOUGH TO SING SOMEDAY .......THAT WAS A SUMMER OF 09 .AND THOSE WERE THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE......
THANKU..............